We've all seen them... instructions that were clearly translated from another language, phrased in such a way as to cause confusion and sometimes mirth. Well, today I ran across a good one...
A new Canon multi-function printer... in the setup manual, in the very first step, where they tell you to remove the various bits of tape and packing material, complete with illustrations. There's a little note that says: "The tape and protective materials may differ in shape and position from what they actually are."
Huh??????????? Now there's a metaphysical mystery... how can something differ from what it actually is? Hmmmmm...
Now I know they MEANT to say that the pictures of the packing material might be different from the actual items, but...
We all got a good chuckle out of that one.
But nothing will ever beat the gooseneck flashlight instructions I once read... it had a rotary switch on the lens, marked with an arrow in the direction you were to turn the switch... and the instructions read:
"Turn as an arrow, again and again, but not to conversely."
Sounds like some kind of Zen thing, doesn't it?
Now I wonder... did that flashlight differ from what it actually was???
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